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Cracked Out on Coffee?

2 Feb

I dedicate this post to my roommate and my many coffee-drinking friends, all of whom I adore, and all of  whom inhale coffee at such a rate that they might as well walk around with one of those little hangers that administers it intravenously throughout the day.

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Today, as I sip my mug of Truvia with a dash of some house blend, I bring to you the pros and cons of this popular beverage:

PRO: Coffee promotes the Einstein state of mind! Since it’s got a healthy dose of caffeine, it’s a stimulant, and it can increase information processing, alertness, attentiveness, and wakefulness. What now, Adderall?

CON: Did you accidentally indulge in a late afternoon or evening cup of liquid energy? That’s okay. There is only a four thousand percent chance that you’ll be tossing and turning until 3 am.

PRO: If you are addicted enough to be consuming around 5 cups of coffee a day, the upside is that you may be protecting yourself against the cognitive impairment of Alzheimer’s according to this super interesting mouse study.

PRO/CON: Despite its widely known addictive qualities, the FDA recognizes caffeine as a ‘safe’ drug. This means that zombified coffee consumers can tremble over their textbooks or in their cubicles with the comfort of knowing that there is not technically anything wrong with them — it’s just the caffeine doing its business.

CON: If your heart skips a beat, you might want to blame your coffee machine. Coffee consumption can cause cardiac arrhythmias (aka stupid fast or irregular heartbeats).

PRO: Because the chemical structure of caffeine is similar to that of theophylline, drinking a cup of coffee can help to alleviate asthma symptoms by opening up the bronchial airways. So if you’re allergic to your girlfriend’s cats…

CON: Caffeine makes you pee more, which can in turn make you dehydrated, if you aren’t drinking the recommended 27 glasses of water per day. But I’m sure you are.

CON: If you live in the 1600’s or frequent the great outdoors, then you’ve probably boiled coffee old Imageschool style. That’s totally cool and all, if you don’t mind high cholesterol (boiled coffee elevates blood total and LDL cholesterol because the unfiltered grounds contain the compounds cafestol and kahweol).

PRO: I know you’ve been worrying ceaselessly about developing kidney stones, but if you drink coffee on the regs, fret no more. More coffee means more pee which means a bad host environment for the crystallization of calcium oxalate which means no kidney stones for you.

CON: Drinking 4 cups a day are we? Better start upping your calcium intake. These fine Swedes discovered that consuming that amount of coffee each day can moderately increase risk of osteoporosis. That means your bones become porous and develop the superpower of being able to snap like a twig under little to no stress. Isn’t that awesome?

PRO: Fact! There is a direct positive relationship between coffee consumption and the ability to survive college. If you don’t believe me, don’t question my authority. Question any coffee drinking college student in the history of forever and they will tell you that it is so.

In conclusion: Coffee does not kill people. What does not kill you makes you stronger. Therefore, coffee makes you stronger. Well, unless you make the pot stronger, in which case it’s not really doing you many favors (except maybe saving you and your mice from Alzheimer’s).

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Brain Soup

20 Mar

Okay, I’ll be honest with you guys — I’m not feeling particularly witty today, and this is perhaps due to the fact that I spent upwards of 3 hours trying to figure out how to work a Twitter account this morning. In case you’re wondering, it definitely wasn’t worth all the effort. I haven’t got half a clue what to write about so I decided to find something that would make you laugh in lieu of my own dry humor which seems to be lacking tonight. Besides that, I feel kinda guilty for having gone AWOL for the past week… but in my defense it was finals week and I was busy making a last stitch effort to convince my teachers that I’m smarter than I act. Now it’s finally spring break, and while I’d like to act like I’m way too busy to be blogging this week, the truth of the matter is that my parents just moved to a new hometown in which I have no friends. That coupled with the fact that I can’t seem to drive in the snow (or in any weather, for that matter, according to my friends and family) without having to call AAA has left me grounded to the house with no excuse whatsoever to abandon my blog.

Guaranteed to make you grin:

A video that showcases my immature sense of humor…

Not hilarious, but holy shit!

A cat that likes to do things the hard way

Now that’s a man who can hold his liquor!

Shapeshifting Kitty?

Toxic Trouble

15 Mar

This morning, for whatever reason, I woke up with Britney Spears’ song “Toxic” stuck in my head. Yeah, talk about a nightmare. Did you know that at 29 years of age, she’s finally debuting her “most upbeat and mature album yet” on March 29th? Hold on to your hats ladies and gentlemen.

On a heavier note, Spears’ song inspired me to tackle the issue of toxic relationships as today’s blog topic. I hope that this post serves as an inspiration to those of you who find yourselves lost. And if you’re at your wits end with a friend who complains about their relationship but refuses to leave it despite your support and encouragement, I hope that this post might give you clarity as well. And I don’t want to sound like an Eeyore, so I’m going to keep my attitude light for the sake of everyone’s mood. Hope you don’t mind!

So let’s start with defining and identifying characteristics of a toxic relationship. Basically, a toxic relationship is a relationship in which behaviors on the part of the toxic partner are emotionally (and sometimes phsyically) damaging to their partner. I’ve decided that there are five toxic types. Let’s get to know them:

“Independent” Ian

Ian is an independent toxic controller. He disguises his controlling behavior by asserting his independence — “You can’t control me.” Ian keeps his partner feeling insecure by rarely keeping his commitments and being essentially non-dependable. He will promise to call and not follow through. He avoids making commitments  and concrete plans, and when his partner asks for a commitment or expresses her feelings about his behavior, he accuses her of being controlling. Ian is a toxic individual because he makes his partner feel unsafe and insecure within the relationship; his unpredictable habits make her feel like she isn’t a priority. Anxiety over Ian’s behavior causes her to constantly try to “earn” his commitment, an effort that can be  very emotionally draining.

Beth the Belittler

Beth belittles and depreciates her partner by making fun of him when he tries to express his opinions, beliefs, and values, often teasing him about how stupid they are. When he asks her to stop, she will often respond with something like, “chill out, I’m just kidding,” or “can’t you take a joke?” which makes him feel as though he is overreacting. Beth also has no quams about doing this to her partner in public. Beth is toxic because when she belittles and depreciates her partner, she leads him to believe that he can’t make good decisions and that his opinions are wrong or stupid. Sometimes, Beth will even go so far as to make her partner believe that he is “lucky” to be with her, because nobody else would want him.

Bad Temper Trevor

Trevor controls his partner using intimidation. He has an often unpredictable “hair-trigger” temper that makes his partner walk on eggshells around him because she never knows what is going to set him off next. She has given up on trying to disagree with Trevor because he gets so angry. Sometimes he gets so angry that he yells, punches walls, throws things, breaks things, or hurts her. Trevor keeps this side of himself hidden from the outside world, and others often see him as a friendly, nice, likeable person. When his partner confronts him about the inappropriateness of his temper, he frequently blames his outburst on her — somehow it’s her fault that he yells and screams. In doing this, Trevor disowns responsibility for his own behavior and successfully prevents his partner from feeling that she can discuss problems with him openly.

Paranoid Pam

Pam gets jealous over her partner easily. In the beginning of their relationship, he appreciated her jealousy and even felt flattered by it. Over time, however, Pam’s jealousy got out of hand — she became more and more suspicious. She often accuses her partner of cheating on her and fabricates scenarios that lead her to such a conclusion. She becomes outraged when he interacts with any other women on any level — even when he gets a text from his good friend who has a boyfriend. Pam is so paranoid and controlling that her partner is forced to cut ties with meaningful friends for reasons that are not valid.

Deflecting David

Sometimes, David’s partner tries to express that she’s hurt, angry, or upset over something that he did. But when she tries to tell him how she’s feeling, she somehow ends up comforting him and helping him cope with his own unhappiness, hurt, or anger. David manages to deflect ownership and turn his partner into the culprit instead. He breaks down, sometimes to tears, and accuses his partner of making him feel badly. Unfortunately, she gets so caught up in comforting him that no one ends up comforting her. His behavior is harmful because by avoiding validating her feelings, David neglects his partner’s needs by manipulating her to feel guilty. Conflict aside, David often controls his partner by making her believe that she is “lucky” to be with him because no one else would love her, and sometimes he might even be verbally abusive to get his point across.

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Maybe some of you have met Ian, Beth, Pam, David, or Trevor. Maybe you’ve met all of them — although I hope not. It’s important to note that we all experience our partners behaving in some of these ways occasionally. The difference between whether or not it is typical or toxic lies in the frequency of these behaviors: if you find any of these habits to be the norm, then you are dealing with a toxic personality. Also, it’s not uncommon for an extremely toxic person to possess traits of all five of these characters.

If you’ve never been in a toxic relationship, you probably have a lot of trouble understanding why someone would stay in one. You might be the friend who gets frustrated because you cannot for the life of yourself figure out why your friend won’t just leave already. You might be fed up with their complaining or their apparent blindness. While it’s understandable that you would feel that way, I encourage you to consider the emotional damage that a toxic personality can inflict on someone. Often, people who find themselves stuck in an unhealthy relationship have been broken down to the point where they are only a shadow of the person they were prior to the relationship. They have been made to feel worthless, invaluable, stupid, selfish, insecure and unloveable. Their toxic partner has gotten inside their head, and they are terrified that if they leave, they will never find someone who loves them again. Their self-esteem is so low, and their image of themselves is so distorted, that they genuinely believe that they don’t deserve better.

So, what can you do to help? Remind them, persistently, that they deserve better. Remind them who they were before this relationship, and remind them that people (including you) will still love them when they end it. And above all, be patient, because it will take time and effort to bring them back. I know that usually when someone is in an emotional deadlock with a toxic person, what their friends and family have to say will likely fall on deaf ears. So even if you stop trying to get through to them, at the very least make sure that they know that when they are ready to take that step, they have a support system waiting for them.


Happy belated Pi Day (:

From Internet Junkie to Fun and Spunky (it’s the only word that rhymed with Junkie..)

6 Sep

So naturally, when a person realizes that they have no life, they go looking for one. And when I realized that all I do is sit around on my ass (which is growing at an alarming rate) doing absolutely zilch with my time, that’s exactly what I did. Of course, going from being an internet junkie to just not being one is somewhat akin to dumping drug habits cold turkey; it’s a pain in the butt, and virtually nobody can do it. That’s why I developed this brilliant plan: with my facebook deactivated, I had all of this free time to learn new things and do fun stuff. But learn what? Do what? I almost Googled “fun things to do” (talk about being desperate) …. but then I found a solution. StumbleUpon is like, the coolest invention ever. I know what you’re thinking: “What the hell, Jess! You said this was all about getting a life and getting in touch with the real world and all that crap, and here you are advocating for another timesucking internet invention?” Yeah, basically. …. No, I’m just kidding! It’s all part of the story. I deleted my facebook and then I decided to see what kinds of cool things I could find on StumbleUpon. Even though I think people should spend a minimal amount of time browsing the internet, I’ve gotta say, SU is a great way to find articles and fascinating tidbits of information that really interest you–so if you’re bored at bedtime or something, sure. Check it out. Anyway, I digress. Back to the story: Stumble helped me to develop a few concepts that are pretty important if you plan on breathing some life back into yourself. They are:

1. Educate yourself. It’s more important than you think, because the older you get, the less impressed people will be when you know the entire storyline of Grey’s Anatomy or Lost but have no concrete understanding of anything of substance. I hate politics and current events with a passion. I don’t know what it is, but I find it about as interesting as I find the fact that the sky is blue. If you’re like me, do what I do. Watch The Colbert Report — it’s at least hilarious, and can kind of keep you somewhat aware of current events. Read books. If you have a special interest like me (I’m obsessed with people and their behaviors), read articles. I read Psychology Today every day. If you don’t like books, watch the history channel or Animal Planet or something, who cares.. the bottom line is, you’ve been in school for most of your life and it’s about time you’ve got something to show for it.

2. Appreciate the arts. No one’s telling you you’ve got to drool over the statue of David or a bona fide Jackson Pollock; hell, I wouldn’t. Art History was the single most painful class that I ever had to sit through, but that’s not the point I’m making. Here, I’m referring to “arts” in a more general sense — things like painting, photography, music, or crafting. There is so much art in the world, and practically nobody sees it. Take this, for example: Sand Animation, Ukraine\’s Got Talent. Like, are you kidding me? Isn’t that just jaw-droppingly awesome? That’s the kind of art I’m talking about. The kind of thing that everyone knows exists but takes for granted. Think of photography: until I started Stumbling, my perception of photography was just “whatever”… it’s just pictures. But after coming across several different series of photos by extremely talented photographers, I saw things that took my breath away. And have you ever noticed how beautiful traditional, classical music really is? That some people are gifted enough to create such beauty with their fingertips? Amazing. So when I say appreciate the arts, I mean stop taking them for granted. And maybe, if you’ve got the balls and the patience, invest yourself in something that interests you. Learn to play the guitar. Take up painting. Write a story. I don’t care. Just stop taking life for granted and take advantage of the incredible noggin you’ve got inside that skull. It would be a shame to let it go to waste.

3. Get Up Close and Personal. Seriously, cut the texting, facebooking, twittering, and IMing crap and get personal. That’s the problem with people these days — do you have any idea how much of communication is nonverbal? Let me tell you. Although there may be newer information on the subject as of late, the most commonly understood information stems from the research of Dr. Albert Mehrabian from UCLA who found that 7% of communication comes from the meaning of the words spoken, 38% of communication comes from tone of voice, and 55% comes from nonverbal cues. Since texting and social networking is written only, that means that tone of voice is also null and void. Guess what, people? That means that 93% of what you are trying to communicate through texting, emails, and social networking is open to interpretation because the person you are chatting with only has a few of the puzzle pieces. Communication is complex, and relying on texting and emails is sort of ridiculous. Think about all of the times that you’ve been offended by something a person said to you, or vice versa. It’s almost always through media, isn’t it? So here’s your solution: get personal again. CALL people so that you can hear their voice. Go SEE them. Spend time with people and nurture real relationships instead of wasting your time with all of the superficial nonsense Facebook and texting have to offer.

4. Get Creative. Make stuff. I kid you not, it is the best, and most rewarding, way to spend your time. You will feel entertained and accomplished! Thanks to Stumble, I’ve become a HUGE fan of DIY projects (Do It Yourself). They are a great way to save money and have really cool things to decorate your house with. If you’re a tech-savvy guy with a lot of spare time, check out this gem. Yeah, I’m serious, you can make that… I mean, I’m not about to try, but if you’re at MIT or something, I say go for it. And if you’re a girl, peep this awesome website called P.S. – I made this…. Those are just a couple of examples, but Google can guide you to TONS more websites with awesome cool ideas for DIY projects that are fun and easy. And also, because I want you to like me and keep reading my blog, I’m going to post entries with the ones I tried and loved and step by step how-to instructions. You’re welcome!

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